1. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
2. My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
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3. Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: “Put it on my bill.”
4. Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”
The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?”
The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?”
The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”
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