Baby Joke 1
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
Baby Joke 2
Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn’t push the pram – she pulled it.
Baby Joke 3
What was the policeman’s baby’s first words ? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !
Baby Joke 4
Knock knock. Who’s there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.
Baby Joke 5
How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.
Baby Joke 6
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.
Baby Joke 7
What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.
Baby Joke 8
What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.
Baby Joke 9
What is a baby bee? A little humbug.
Baby Joke 10
Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).
Baby Joke 11
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