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A famous actress of the film dedicated to adults goes to the church to make her own confession to the priest.
She tells him her sins, related mainly to her world of work.
The priest listens carefully and after a while his breathing becomes labored.
“You are a priest” – he was telling to himself – “you have to resist to the temptation”.
The actress realizes that the priest was excited and she begins to feel that way too. Her story becomes even more hard, more detailed and she begins to unbotton her shirt.
The priest sees what happens and start to sweat heavily.
“You are a priest, you must resist” – he continues to encourage himself.
In the meanwhile, the woman took off her bra, skirt and her underpants.
Turned on, she was starting to get nervous because the priest did not pass to the action.
So she leaves the confessional. The man follows her.
She sits on the altar, raises a leg and starts to touch herself, all in front of the priest who was getting crazy.
He looks up to the top and looks at the statue of the Jesus.
– Jesus, help me. Tell me what to do.
– Take me away from the cross! Take me away from the cross!
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